Ahhh

WANTED

Long luxurious hair.

Promising to never curse the high-maintenance,

can't-roll-over-in-my-sleep-cause-i'm-caught-on-my-hair times.

I said in 2004 that I would never let you go.

Look what I've done. Me and my impulses!!!

ALERT:

I AM EXPERIENCING EXTREMELY SEVERE

LONG-HAIR-WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS!!!!