Doggone Lucky

If I could have one wish, it would be to know what this little dog thinks. Sometimes I feel like he's human. He does the funniest things.

• He will not eat by himself, and waits til we are home & settled, before he crunches away at his Beneful bowl.
• He knows Frank's ringtone, and will cry almost instantaneously if he doesn't go on speakerphone to say hello.
• He knows when we're going to Frank's house and gets uber-excited with a special excited-cry.
• Despite holding the covers down, he insists on burying his head and trudging forward in order to join me under the comforter.
• He knows the very instant that I'm home, without me saying a word, afterwhich he barks and barks to call me down.
• He gets sad when he has to wear his boots, yet declines to walk without them on.
• If you playfully ignore him, he'll do any and everything possible to get your attention; such as crawling up onto your shoulders, bringing you a pile of toys, and giving you that puppy stare.
• He knows the difference between me leaving to go out, and leaving to get food.
• He gets more presents than some at Christmas, and gleefully knows they're his.
• If something is out of reach, he looks at you to get it, but needs your encouragement to go get it.
• He plays fetch but doesn't like when you don't throw it right away.
• He'll tease you with toys and makes you chase him.
• He'll eat popcorn forever.